IRONIC CELEBRITY ENDINGS….
10. Ellen DeGeneres – Suffocates in the closet
9. Susan Lucci – Trips and breaks her neck while running up the steps
to accept an Emmy
8. Jenny McCarthy – Struck by a random thought
7. Frank Sinatra – Killed by Strangers in the Night
6. RuPaul – Contracts prostate cancer
5. O.J. Simpson – Murdered by the “real killer” in an apparent suicide
4. Madonna – Succumbs to exposure
3. Unabomber – Blown up by a mail bomb returned due to “insufficient postage”
2. Al Gore – Expires from Dutch elm disease
And the NUMBER ONE ironic celebrity ending …….
1. Bill Gates – Falls out of a Window
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