IT’S UP TO THE CHIEF….
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was
speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I
can explain.”
“Quiet!” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you spend the
night in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say,”
“And I said be quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
“Lucky for you, the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be
in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the guy in the cell. “I’m the groom.”
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