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Jets Fan Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, ‘No pets allowed.’ The man replied, ‘This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you’ll see.’ The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turns on the game. The guy says, ‘Watch. Whenever the Jets score a field goal, my dog does flips.’ The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. ‘Wow! That’s one helluva dog you got there! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?’ The man replied, ‘I don’t know. I’ve only had him for 7 years!’
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