The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde
went in to try out for the job.

“Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “What is 1 and 1?”

“Eleven,” she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant,
but she’s right.” Then the sheriff asked, “What two
days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”.

“Today and tomorrow.” replied the blonde.

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct
answer that he had never thought of himself. “Now, listen
carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?”, asked the sheriff.

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought
really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t
know.”

The sheriff replied, “Well, why don’t you go home and
work on that one for a while?”

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where
her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.
The blonde was exultant. “It went great! First day on
the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”