JUMPING FOR JOY….
This 45 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed
laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and
sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You look ridiculous!
What on earth do you think you’re doing?”
She says, “I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the
breasts of an eighteen-year-old.” She starts laughing and
jumping again.
He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 45 year-old
ass?”
“Your name never came up,” she replied.
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