JUST THREE WORDS….
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman entered. The man could not
take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young
woman said to him, “I’ll do anything you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for $100, with one condition.”
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do
in just three words.”
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet
from his pocket and counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into
the young woman’s hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes and slowly said, “Paint my house.”
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