KEEP THE MOTOR RUNNING….
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-
old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The
nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. “This is amazing. How do
you do it at your age?”
He answered, “You’ve got to keep that old motor running.”
The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, “You
really are amazing. How do you do it?”
He again said, “You’ve got to keep the old motor running.”
The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, “You must be
quite a man.”
He responded, “You’ve got to keep that old motor running.”
The nurse then said, “Well, you had better change the oil, this one’s
black.”
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