King of the Jungle
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!”
Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?” The terrified ox stammers, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it had been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away. The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant – Just because you dont know the answer, you dont have to get so upset about it!
Similar Funny Jokes:
- Mightiest of Animals A lion woke up one morning with the urge to assert his superiority over his fellow beasts. He strode over ...
- WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST? There was this tiger who woke up one morning and just felt great. He just felt so good, he went ...
- TIGER…. There was this tiger who woke up one morning and just felt great. He felt so good, he went out ...
- TIGER…. There was this tiger who woke up one morning and just felt great. He felt so good, he went out ...
- Tarzan, King Of The Elephant Trunk Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not ...