KNOCK KNOCK….
Knock Knock Knock knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Lego Gestapo!
Lego who? Gestapo who?
Lego my ego!!! I ask the questions around here.
Knock knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Andrew Al Wakam
Andrew who? Al Wackam who?
Andrew on the wall Al Wakam alot! Can I have em??
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Alex Gorilla
Alex Who? Gorilla Who?
Alexplain to you later! Gorilla me a burger I’m hungry!!!
Knock Knock Knock knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Amos Water
Amos who? Water who?
A mosquito Water you doin’ in front of my door?
Knock Knock Knock knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Hotdog’s! Opportunity
Hotdogs who? No way, man.
Hot dogs drink water! Opportunity only knocks once.
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Zebra Paint
Zebra who? Panit who?
Zebra Crossing I never said you should paint anyone!
Knock Knock Knock knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Jack Sarah
Jack who? Sarah who?
Jack in the beanstalk! Sarah Doctor in the house?
HELP!
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Open Monica
Open who Monica who?
Open the door and Very good Mr. President just
find out like we practiced.
Knock Knock Knock knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Mickey Dwayne
Mickey who? Dwayne who
Mickey is stuck in Dwayne the bathtub
the door! i’m drownin
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Little old lady Cani.
Little old lady who Cani who?
I didn’t know you Cani get a kiss goodnight?
could yodle!
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Ketchup Yah
Ketchup who Yah who?
Mustard Stop acting like a cowboy
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Honeycomb Noah.
Honeycomb Who Noah who?
Honey comb yo hair Noah better place to eat than
this cafeteria?
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Avocado Frank
Avocado who? Frank who?
Avocado go to the Frank you very much for eating
bathroom! my lunch for me!
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Sue Orange
Sue Who? Orange who
Sue Madre Orange you gonna come in
Knock Knock Knock knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Helif Harly
Helif who? Harly who?
Helif I know! Harly ever see you any more.
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Your mom The boy who can’t reach the
Your mom who? door bell
YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
JOE Tina
JOE who? Tina who?
Joeking I thought you were going to
remember me forever and ever.
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Matthew Luke
Matthew who? Luke who?
Matthew (my shoe) is Luke both ways before crossing
caught in the door! the street.
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Madamn Boo,
Madamn who? Boo who?
Madamn foot is caught You don’t have to cry about it
in the door! it’s just a joke!
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Me Dishes
Ne Who? Dishes who?
Me your friend Dishes the Police! Open up!
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Lettuce Nicholas…
Lettuce who? Nicholas who…
Lettuce out of here Nickerless girls
cold in here. shouldn’t climb trees.
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Abbey I feel
Abbey who? I feel who?
Abbey Birthday! Not me that for shore!!!
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Hoody…… Orange
HODDY HOO!!!!!! Orange who
Orange you glad i`m not a
comedian!
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Banana Me
Banana who? Me who?
Knock Knock No me…
Who’s there? Me who?
Banana No not you, Me!
Banana who? You? Who said you? Me… Who
Knock Knock No not you…Me!
Who’s there? Me who?
Orange Hector !! hehe
Orange who?
Orangen’t you glad I
didn’t say Banana.
(you tell them to say knock knock)
Knock Knock
(you anwser)
Who’s there?
(and they don’t know what to say)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Impatient cow
Impati…
(Cut the person off be for they finish)
Mooooo
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interupting Cow
(and just as they start to say interupting you say)
MOO!
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