Kris’s Funniest Michael jokes
Whats a perfect 10 for michael
2 five year olds
I just bought a new car stereo… When you shout out “Soul”, it plays soul music. When you shout out “Rock”, it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted “fucking kids!”, and it played Michael Jackson
How many times does 12 go into 35?
Ask Michael Jackson.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!
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