Its been a while since I picked on lawyers.
Maybe I can make up for lost time with the report of a
conversation during a convention of biological scientists, one
prominent researcher remarked to another, “Did you know that in
our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?”

“Really?” the other researcher replied. “Why did you switch?”

“Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers are far
more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don’t get so attached
to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won’t do.”