LAB RATS VS COMPUTER PROGRAMMER….
Just for fun, lets compare the conditions of lab rats and the
typical computer programmer:
Lab Rats Programmers
Wander through endless Wander through endless
mazes hopelessly searching mazes of cubicles hopeless
for a way out of finding a way out.
Have no control over their Have no control over their
ambient temperature, ambient temperature,
lighting, or noise levels lighting, or noise levels.
Eat and sleep only at Eat and sleep only when
scheduled times they are lucky.
Have a very popular animated Had a miserably failed
cartoon describing their animated cartoon describing
ridiculous exploits their ridiculous exploits.
Constantly under observation Constantly under observation
with no privacy with no privacy.
Expected to perform foolish Expected to perform foolish
actions repeatedly for actions repeatedly for
insignificant rewards insignificant compensation.
Generate large amounts of Generate large amounts of work
feces that someone else that amounts to feces for
has to clean up someone else to clean up.
Hideous and inhumane Hideous and inhumane treatment
experiments performed upon in the name of profits and
them in name of science meeting deadlines.
Dissected and disposed of at Feel dissected and disposed of
the end of an experiment at the end of a project.
Copulate whenever they Huh?
feel like it
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