LAUNDRY….
Walking through San Francisco’s Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated
with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He
turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Moishe Plotnik’s
Chinese Laundry.”
“Moishe Plotnik?” he muses. “How the heck does that fit in here?”
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind
the counter. The tourist asks, “How did this place get a name like
“Moishe Plotnik’s Chinese Laundry?”
The old man answers, “Is name of owner.”
The tourist asks, “Well, who and where is the owner?”
“Me, is right here,” replies the old man.
“You? How did you ever get a name like Moishe Plotnik?”
“Is simple,” says the old man. “Many, many year ago when come to
this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in
front is Jewish gentleman from Poland. Lady look at him and go,
‘What your name?’ He say, ‘Moishe Plotnik.’ Then she look at me
and go, ‘What your name?’ I say, ‘Sem Ting.’”
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