A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers
what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. The
rabbit says, “You feel me first.” The snake says okay, and he starts
feeling the rabbit. He says, “Well, you have fur all over, and a little
cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet…” The rabbit says,
“I know! I’m a rabbit! Yippee!” Then the rabbit feels the snake. He
says, “Okay, you’re long and thin, and slimy all over, and there’s a
little forked tongue…” The snake says, “Oh no, I’m a lawyer.”