An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then
pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him
on the counter. As he’s drinking one drink and the green man is
drinking the other, an Englishman down the bar who has had a
few too many drinks says “Hey, what’s that little green thing
down there?” The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman
a raspberry, SPLBLBLBLT!, right in the face and runs back to the
Irishman. The Englishman mops himself off and says to the
Irishman, “Hey, what is that thing, anyway?” The Irishman
replies, “Have some respect. He’s a leprechaun.” “Oh, all right.”
the Englishman says sullenly. They all go back to drinking beer.
An hour or so later, the Englishman is really plastered. “Boy,
that leprechaun is ugly!” he says. The leprechaun runs down the
bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry again- SPLBLBLBLBT! This
time the Englishman is really mad! “Tell that leprechaun that if
he does that again I’ll cut his pecker off!” he shouts. “You can’t
do that” says the Irishman. “Leprechauns don’t have peckers.”
“How do they pee, then?” asks the Englishman. “They don’t.” says
the Irishman. “They go SPLBLBLBLBLT.”