LEROY….
Three ladies all have separate husbands named Leroy.
One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the
ladies suggests, “Let’s name our Leroys after a soda pop, because
I’m tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her
Leroy mixed up with your Leroy.”
The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, “Okay then, I’m gonna name my Leroy 7-Up
because he has 7 inches and it’s always up!”
The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.
Then, the second lady says, “I’m gonna name my Leroy Mountain Dew
because he can mount and do me any day of the week.”
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more
high fives.
The third lady then says, “You know, those two Leroys were good,
but I’m gonna name my Leroy, Jack Daniels.”
The other two ladies shout in unison, “Jack Daniels? That’s not a
soda pop… that’s a hard liquor!”
The third lady bursts out, “That’s my Leroy!”
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