LETS MAKE A BET….
An attorney was flying on the red-eye flight from Hong Kong to San
Francisco. He wasn’t looking forward to the flight until when he sits
down, a stunning beautiful blonde sits down right next to him. Things
were looking good. So the attorney begins to hit on the blonde, asking
her all kinds of questions. She politely turns down his subtle
advances, saying that all she wants to do is sleep.
The attorney is relentless, and asks more and more questions, about
religion, politics, the news, etc. The blonde just stares at him,
shakes her head like she doesn’t know the answer to any of his
questions, and closes her eyes. The attorney gets more and more
frustrated, and finally gets so frustrated that he says that he is tired
of good-looking dumb blondes who can’t provide a single competent answer
to any normal question.
So the attorney is so fed up that the blonde won’t pay attention to him
that he leans over to the blonde and says: Look I am an experienced
corporate litigation attorney, intelligent and good-looking, and I bet
that all you can do is look good and act like a dumb blonde. In fact,
I’m so sure that I am more intelligent, I will bet you $5.00 that I can
ask you any question, and you won’t be able to answer it. Then you get
to ask me any question, and if I can’t answer it, then I owe you $5.00.
The blonde just stares and closes her eyes. The attorney is really
getting frustrated at this point, and says, O.K., I bet that if I ask
you a question that you can’t answer, you owe my $5.00, and if you ask
me a question that I can’t answer, I owe you $500.00.
The blonde at this point is so tired of this game, that she agrees. The
attorney then asks her a question about the American Civil War. The
blonde just stares at him, reaches for her wallet, and pays the attorney
$5.00. The attorney then says, O.K. it’s your turn. The blonde says,
O.K., What goes up the hill with four legs and comes down the hill with
three legs? The attorney ponders the question, but doesn’t know. He
pulls out $500.00 from his wallet and pays the blonde. The blonde then
closes her eyes to go back to sleep.
The attorney says Hey, wait a minute, what does go up the hill with
four legs and comes down the hill with three legs? The blonde just
stares at him, shakes her head, reaches for her wallet, and pays the
attorney $5.00.
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