Gerry McLaughlin, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Gerry works independently, without
wasting company time talking
to colleagues.
Gerry never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time.
Often,
Gerry takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
coffee breaks. Gerry is a
dedicated
individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his
high accomplishments and
profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Gerry can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend
that
Gerry be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

Regards - Project Leader

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Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following
furthermemo from the Project Leader:

Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote
the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd
numbered lines for my assessment.

Regards - Project Leader