Dear Sirs:
Last year, I upgraded Girlfriend 1 to Wife 1. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing, which took up
a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon
was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Pokernight and Beerbash no
longer run; the system crashes whenever those programs are opened.
I cannot seem to purge Wife 1 from my system. I am thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 1, but un-install does not work on this
program. Can you help me?
Sincerely,
Confused Husband
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Dear Sir-
This is a very common problem that many men complain about, but the
confusion is mostly due to a foundational misconception. Many men
upgrade from Girlfriend 1 to Wife 1 with the idea that Wife 1 is
merely a utilities & entertainment program. Actually, Wife 1 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It
is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program from the
system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1 because
Wife 1 is not designed to do this. Some men have tried to install
Girlfriend 2 or Wife 2, but end up with more problems than original
system. Look in your manual under “Warning: Alimony/ChildSupport.”
I recommend you keep Wife 1 and just deal with the situation. Having
Wife 1 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must
assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
The best course of action is to push the apologize button, then the
reset button, as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smoothly
as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1 is a great
program but is very high maintenance.
Sincerely,
Tech Support