LIFE AFTER DEATH….
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back
and inform the other of the after life. The woman’s biggest fear
was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first
to go and true to his word he made contact.
Mary… Mary….
Is that you Fred?
Yes, I have come back like we agreed.
What is it like?
Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have
sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then
sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night,
sleep then start all over again.
Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven.
Hell no, I’m a rabbit in Kansas.
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