Life at sixty plus
Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “I remember these!”
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