LITTLE BOY IN BANK….
A woman and her young son were standing in line at the bank
waiting for the next available teller. The little boy was becoming
very irritable and his mother was trying to calm him down. Without
much luck, she said in a fairly loud voice, “If you don’t settle
down right now I will pull your pants down in front of the whole
bank and spank your butt!!!”
With that the little boy announced, “If you spank my butt, I’ll
tell the whole bank that I saw you kissing Daddy’s pee pee.”
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