LITTLE BOY….
One day back in our old country side, a very old man walking
to the market had to cross a highway.
On this particular day there was much traffic moving up and
down the road and as the poor guy tried to cross over a car
knocked him down. A big crowd gathered at the scene of the
accident. Soon everyone was shouting out first aid instructions.
Some cried out “pour cold water on his head, he will wake up”.
Another felt that the old Sod only needed a little fresh air,
so he cried out “everyone – move back, let’s have some space
here for some fresh air”.
In the crowd was this crafty boy who on pushing his way to the
front screamed out “Ahaaaaa I know this man”
Everyone turned to face the boy and he said ” I know what you
can do to revive him” and everyone went “whaaat?” The boy “all
you need to do is to give him a bottle of beer and he will
wake up”.
Everyone was annoyed by what the little boy had suggested and
soon guys were knocking him around screaming out all kinds of
insults. The crowd got so carried away with this that for a
moment it forgot the old man.
Suddenly, the stricken man stirred and clearing his throat croaked
- “People, please listen to the young man…”
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