LITTLE JOHNNY’S BIKE….
One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he
could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny’s
father said, “Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house,
and you want me to buy you a bicycle??? Wait until Christmas!”
Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again. The father
said, “Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo.
Ask me again some other time.”
Well, about 2 days later, the boy packed all of his belongings in
a suitcase and walked out of the house. Concerned, the father
asked him why he was leaving.
Little Johnny said, “Yesterday I was walking past your room, and
I heard you say that you were ‘pulling out,’ and mommy said that
‘you should wait because she was coming, too….’
“And I’ll be DAMNED if I’m gonna get stuck with your $80,000
mortgage!”
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