“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged
man sitting up in bed.
“Well, I went down to Busch Gardens on vacation and decided to take
a ride on the Loch Ness Monster… As we came up to the top of the
highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of the track. I
tried to read it but it was very small and I couldn’t make it out.
I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we went by so
quickly that I couldn’t see what the sign said. By now, I was
determined to read that sign so I went round a third time. As we
reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view.”
“And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?” asked the
visitor.
“Yes,” he said sheepishly, “Remain seated at all times!”