LONG HAIR….
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his
father, who was a Rabbi, if they could discuss the use of the
car. His father took him to his study and said to him,
“I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study
your bible a little and get your hair cut and we’ll discuss it.”
After about a month the boy came back and again asked his
father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went
to the father’s study where his father said, “Son, I’ve been
real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you’ve
studied your bible diligently, but you didn’t get your hair cut!”
The young man waited a moment and replied, “You know Dad, I’ve
been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair,
Abraham had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Moses had
long hair….”
“Yes, my son, and they WALKED every where they went!”
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