LOSING INTEREST IN SEX….
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is
losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns
her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his
mashed potatoes at dinner.
So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she’s
back at the doctor’s.
She says, ‘Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes
like you suggested. It wasn’t five minutes and he jumps up,
rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all
my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.’
The doctor says, ‘I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was
that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.’
‘Naah…’ she says, ‘that’s okay. We aren’t going back to that
restaurant anyway.’
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