Short Free Jokes & Funny Pictures

1. Why was the dumb blonde staring at a milk carton for so long?
Because it said concentrate.

2. How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?
Wave.

3. One day there was a blonde (of course) and she decided to hang herself.
So an hour later a lady say the blonde with a rope tied around her waste, the lady says, “What are you doing?”
The blonde says,”I’m hanging myself.”
The lady says, “Shouldn’t the rope be around your neck?”
The blonde says, “Well I couldn’t breathe.”

4. How do you drowned a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottum of a pool.

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