MA AND THE NURSING HOME….
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and
left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning,
the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in
a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed
okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her
chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and
straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she
slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed
back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all
morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was
adjusting to her new home.
“So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?”
“It’s pretty nice,” she replied. “Except they won’t let me fart.”
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