A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver’s
door of the Lexus.

The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it
wasn’t more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the
cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before,
was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how
the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you
lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that
you don’t notice anything else.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, “Didn’t you know that your left arm is missing from
the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”

“My God!” screamed the lawyer. “Where’s my Rolex?”