What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?
- Cuntswaylow.

Why Is there no Olympics in Mexico?
- Because all the Mexicans that can run, Jump, and swim are
already in the U.S.

An American , a Russian, a Mexican, and the pope, were all in
a plane when the pilot announce that it was going down, and
there were only 4 parachutes. Immediately the pilot took one
and jumped, So the American said it’s all right I’ll stay and
started handing out parachutes. The Russian said “thank you”
and jumped, the Mexican said “thank you” and jumped. The pope
turned round and said “son that was a very charitable act, but
I feel I should stay”. The American replied “charitable my ass,
I gave the Mexican my ruck sack.”