1) A particular model year of car wouldn’t be available until after that
year instead of before it.

2) Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a
new car.

3) Occasionally your car would die for no reason, and you’d have to
restart it. For some strange reason, you’d just accept this.

4) You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
bought a car 95 or a car NT. But then you’d have to buy more seats.

5) Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
twice as reliable and five times as fast, but it would run on only 5% of
the roads…

6) The oil, gas,engine, and alternator lights would all be replaced with
a single “General Car Fault” warning light.

7) People would get excited about “new” features in Microsoft cars,
forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for
years.

We’d all have to switch to Microsoft gas.

9) The US government would be GETTING subsidies from an auto maker
instead of giving them.

10) New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.