There was a fence that divided Heaven from Hell. One day
God notices that the devil’s side is in pretty bad shape.

So God hollers over the fence, “Hey Satan, why don’t you fix up your
side of the fence?”

Satan hollers back, “Why don’t you mind your own business?”

So God says, “I’ll hire a lawyer and sue you if you don’t!”

The devil says, “Ha! Where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?”