A farmer was in the pub bragging about his pig. “That animal saved my
life twice,” he said. “Once I fell into the river and he jumped in
and dragged me to the bank. Another time my house caught on fire and
he ran in and saved me, the wife and kids.”

The farmer passes around a picture of the miraculous animal. One of
the guys notices the pig is missing a leg.

“Which accident did the pig lose its leg in?” he asks.

“Neither. An animal like that you don’t eat all at once!”