MIRACLES OF MODERN MEDICINE….
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the
buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers.
He goes to the emergency room.
The doctor says, “Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I’ll
see what I can do.”
Jon says, “I haven’t got the fingers.”
The doctor says, “What do you mean, you haven’t got the
fingers? It’s 1998. We’ve got microsurgery and all kinds
of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and
made you like new. Why didn’t you bring the fingers?”
Jon says, “Well Doc, I couldn’t pick ‘em up.”
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