MISSING….
A lady called the police to report that her husband was
missing. When the police arrived and asked for a
description, she said, “He’s six-foot-tall, with wavy blond
hair and an athletic build.”
The police went door-to-door looking for more information.
But the woman who lived at the next house said, “What? That
woman’s husband is five-foot-four, with no hair and a beer
belly the size of Australia!”
The police immediately returned to ask the first lady why
she gave a false description for her husband.
The lady sighed and replied, “Just because he’s missing,
that doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”
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