A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as “Father, your daughter has been successful
in BED.”

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife, “I wish you were here.”
The message received by wife, “I wish you were her.”

A wife, near the end of her pregnancy goes to the train station to
return to her husband. At the reservation counter, when her turn came,
there was only one ticket left.

Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the line ,she offered her
berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which read
as…

“Will be home tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old
lady.”

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says let’s put, “you are not getting
older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks “how do you want me to put it?”
The man says, Well put “You are not getting older” at the top and You
are getting better” at the bottom.

The real fun didnt start until the cake was opened.
The message decorated on the cake said “You are not getting older at the
top, You are getting better at the bottom.”

so be careful next time