Modern Church
The elder priest said, “I know you were reaching out to the young people when you had bucket seats put into replace the first four pews.
“It worked”, said the younger priest, “We got the front of the church filled first.”
The young priest nodded and the old one continued, “And, you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock ‘n roll gospel choir.”
“So”, asked the young priest, “what’s the problem?”
Well,” said the elder priest, “I’m afraid you’ve gone too far with the drive through confessional and the flashing neon sign which reads “Toot ‘n Tell or Go to Hell!!!!”
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