MONEY TALKS….
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey,
where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.”
The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos,
went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the
United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games,
to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?”
The one dollar bill said, “You know, same old stuff… church,
church, church.”
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