MONICA LEWINSKY….
News Flash
This just in:
Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President
Clinton’s firm denial:
“I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in
my mouth, and I can’t stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the
shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and has blown up in my
face. This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is
when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I
know what is coming. will meet this challenge the only way I know
how … head on. I have licked bigger things than this before, and
I will again. No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky
isn’t a finisher, that she quit before the job was done. I will work
nonstop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this
dirty affair. I will not be stained by it. ” Thank you, Monica
Lewinsky
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