Now that Monica is ready to move on with her life, she has
now put together a new resume so she can go out hunting for
a job. Unfortunately, she never expected that her resume
would be held against her as evidence.
The federal attorneys disclosed to the courts an unprecedented
fact-finding case mounted against the nation’s President. Much
of the evidence was trivial compared to the notorious dress
which Monica Lewinsky wore that contemptuous evening. However,
this wasn’t the only controversial evidence brought forth in
this case. Another was Miss Lewinsky’s resume.
Among her stately objectives, education, and hobbies, Monica’s
EXPERIENCE was quite impressive! It read, “Worked Presidential
Balls.”