More Golf Jokes
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients. The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably inscribed with the lawyer’s name.
One of the recipients sent an e-mail of thanks back to the lawyer saying, “That’s the first time I’ve ever had a lawyer buy the balls.”
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A pretty woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, “Why back in so early? What’s wrong?”
“I was stung by a bee.” “Where?” he asked.
“Between the first and second hole,” she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, “Apparently your stance is still too wide.”
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