Posted by: sahil | Category: Medical Jokes | Comments (0)
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
She got up, unplugged the TV, and then threw out my beer. She can be such a bitch sometimes.
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