MY MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT….
In our neighborhood stray cats and dogs are not a problem.
We see very little sign of them. But one hot July day we
had one poor soul at our door. She probably feared her own
pack so decided to try us. We felt sorry for her and got
her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name
so we named her pussy cat. She was a sorry sight, skinny
and hair all matted dowm. The Vet decided to keep her for
a day or so and he would let us know when to go and get
her. My husband the complainer said ok, but don’t forget
to wash her, she stink’s.
My husband and my Vet don’t see eye to eye. He calls my
hubby El cheap-o, and my hubby calls him El take-o. The
next day my hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which
is next door to the Vet. The Doctor’s office was full of
people waiting for their turn. In pops the Vet and tells
my hubby, your wife’s pussy is finally shaved and clean.
She now smells like a rose and by the way I think she is
pregnant. God knows who the father is???
My hubby red face, just walked away, came home and said,
your Vet is a crazy old man, He!He!
– Diane From Rosemere, Quebec, Canada
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