MY WILDEST DESIRE….
I went into this department story and was greeted by a female
salesgirl who said, “Good afternoon sir, and what is it you
desire ?”
I replied, “What I desire is to whisk ya outta here, take you
to my secret hide-away, mix up a big pitcher of drinks, put on
some soft music, and then make mad passionate love to ya
all afternoon. However, what I need is some underwear and socks.”
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