NETSCAPE
Loading, loading, loading,
Damn this Java coding,
Feeling of foreboding, Reload!
The Applet says it’s running,
And that big gray block is stunning,
But the screen remains as blank as my mind
Netscape crash, Boot ‘em up!
Net goes down, Dial back!
Logging on, Still off-line!
Reload!
Try it now, Still not up!
Netscape crashed, What, again?
Boot it up, Log it in,
Reload!
Tighten, tweaking’, smoothen,
They say the codes improvin’,
So how come I’m still usin’ “reload”?
I’m tired of all this waitin’,
Just give me .gif animation,
This code is only good for wasting time,
The applet says it’s running,
And gray block is quite stunning,
But the screen remains as blank as my mind,
(Midi solo)
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep,
Netscape crash, Boot ‘em up!
Net goes down, Dial back!
Logging on, Still off-line!
Reload!
Try it now, Still not up!
Netscape crashed, What, again?
Boot it up, Log it in,
Reload! Reload!
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