NICE EARS….
Bob lived in an apartment building and had to walk down
the hall every morning to get his mail. One morning while
getting his mail, his new, drop-dead gorgeous neighbor
came out of her apartment towards him. As she leaned over
to get her mail her robe opened a bit. Bob could hardly
believe it, she wasn’t wearing a thing under her robe.
The woman leaned closer to Bob and said good morning.
This time her robe opened up completely. She purred to Bob
that she hadn’t had a man in years. He could hardly keep
eye contact. She said she heard someone coming and that they
should go to her apartment.
They went inside and she let the robe fall to the floor.
“What do you think my best feature is?”
Bob stuttered and drooled a bit, and finally said, “Your ears.”
“What do you mean my ears? Look at me. I have perfect breasts,
a nice tight ass, and legs to die for! What on earth made you
say ears?”
“Well,” said Bob, “in the hall, you said you heard someone
coming? That was me!”
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