The White House Staff

His Tiny Advisor

The Nuclear Button

The Executive Branch

The Little Pollster

His Soft Contribution

His Pocket Veto

The Secret Servicer

The Presidential Caucus

LITTLE ROCK Commander in Briefs

The Erectoral College

IRS (Intern Ramming System)

Lincoln Room Womb Broom

McTool (Over 3 Billion Served)

Politically Erect

Power Pole

Presidential Probe

Pubic Servant

Scandal Handle

Top Banana

The Ugly Stick

West Wing Nut

White House Woody

The Sin Doctor

Hail to the Beef

The Cabinet Member

Titanic
(because 1,500 people went down on it)

The Gross National Product

The Washington Monument

The Washington Post CLINTON’S EXCUSES