NORTH-SOUTH….
Everything Southern has its Yankee counterpart. Here’s how
to tell which is which:
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South has ‘mater samiches
The North has coffeehouses The South has Waffle Houses
The North has dating services The South has family reunions
The North has switchblade knives The South has Lee Press-on Nails
The North has double last names The South has double first names
The North has Ted Kennedy The South has Jesse Helms
The North has an ambulance, The South has an amalance
The North has the Mafia, The South has NASCAR
The North has Indy car races The South has Swamp Buggy races
The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal The South has grits
The North has green salads The South has collard greens and chitlins
The North has lobsters The South has crawdads
The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and liquor stores The
South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners
The North has the rust belt The South has the Bible Belt
The North has Dan Quayle The South has Bill Clinton
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