This guy dies and goes to hell. He is depressed and
generally down in the dumps about it.

A demon comes along and says, “Hey! Why are you so
glum, chum?”

The man replies smartly, “I’m in hell, what do you
think?!?!”

The demon tells the man, “Ahhh, don’t get down about
it. Hell isn’t such a bad place.” The demon goes on,
“Tell me, you like to drink?”

The man says, “Sure, I like to drink.”

The demon replies, “Well, you are gonna love Mondays!
We drink whiskey, rum, vodka, tequila, anything you
like! It doesn’t matter how sick or hungover you get,
you’re already dead!”

The new arrival says, “Well, I guess that doesn’t sound
so bad.”

The demon asks, “Do you like to smoke?”

The man replies,”Well, yeah.”

The demon says, “Dude, You will love Tuesdays here! We
bring in the best cigars from around the world. We smoke
and smoke and smoke! It doesn’t matter if you get cancer,
you’re already dead.”

The man says, ” Hmmmm. That sounds pretty good too.”

The demon inquires, “Tell me, do you like to gamble?”

The man responds, “Sure, use to do alot of that.”

The demon says, “Man, are you gonna love Wednesday! You
can play craps, blackjack, roulette, poker. It doesn’t
matter how much you lose, or how destitute you become,
you’re already dead!”

The newcomer says, “Cool!”

The demon asks the man, “Tell me something, you like drugs?”

The man replies, “Are you kidding? I love drugs!”

The demon tells him, “Great! You will love Thursdays! You
will do crack, smack, coke, crank. You can smoke joints as
big as submarines. None of it matters if you O.D.,
because….that’s right, you are already dead!”

The newcomer says, “Wow! I never knew hell was such a
swinging place!”

The demon says, “Hey, are you gay?”

The man replies, “No! I am not gay!”

The demon glumly says, “Dude, you are gonna hate Fridays!”